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CHRISTMAS SHOPPING TIPS FROM THE DESERT OF THE REAL

The Desert of the Real is not always hospitable to Christmas. In fact, a post that the Author is working on casts a dour glance on the annual year-end event.

But today, as a service to the readers, the Author offers some suggestions for the proverbial "hard to shop for" person. It is the complete catalog of Acme, the storied purveyor of all things possible in the world of Warner Brothers Cartoon.

So, for your shopping pleasure, a few samples and a link to the Acme catalog.

HAVE A LOOK, IT DON'T COST NOTHIN' IN THE DESERT OF THE REAL!