HAVE A FEW RAZOR BLADES WITH THAT APPLE.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE FIRE, YOU DEMON SPAWN OF SOCIALIST WEALTH SPREADERS AND FOODEATERS!



AND WHO BETTER TO CAST OUT (OR ALLOW TO OPT IN) WITCHES THAN SARAH PALIN'S PREACHER!



And finally...

YOU MEET THE NICEST PEOPLE IN BORDERLINE PERSONALITY CONVENTIONS AND BEHIND McCAIN AND PALIN LAWN SIGNS!



WE HAVE PUT THIS WOMEN TO WORK IN THE DESERT OF THE REAL, STORING DRY ICE BETWEEN HERE LEGS!